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My Bloody Valentine
To review both the remake and original will take 2 reviewers. Not really but it’s a crossover anyway with Obscurus Lupa!
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To review both the remake and original will take 2 reviewers. Not really but it’s a crossover anyway with Obscurus Lupa!
Will the subspecies finally have a point? Does Michelle drown in her own tears? And most importantly, how do they kill Radu this time?
It’s Subspecies 3, now with more Mummy Radu, Crying Michelle, and CIA special agents!
Radu continues to be evil, but can he get the bloodstone for his mother and still keep his cool?
Featuring vampires, finger demons, and sissy, scarf-wearing zoologists!
It’s a Robocop ripoff where he faces vampires and the audience tries to figure out where this other movie came from!
Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person.