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OLP: Subspecies

by Obscurus Lupa | January 25, 2012

Featuring vampires, finger demons, and sissy, scarf-wearing zoologists!

6 Comments
horror,vampire,Radu

OLP: Robo Vampire

by Obscurus Lupa | January 15, 2012

It’s a Robocop ripoff where he faces vampires and the audience tries to figure out where this other movie came from!

4 Comments
horror,vampire

Hostel Part III

by Phelous | January 14, 2012

Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person.

32 Comments
horror,Eli Roth

Jack Frost 2

by Phelous | December 20, 2011

What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.

30 Comments
horror,comedy,Christmas

Jack Frost

by Phelous | December 15, 2011

Jack Frost’s parents named him in hopes he’d become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit.

30 Comments
horror,comedy,Christmas

Disney’s Satan Claus

by Phelous | December 5, 2011

Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.

21 Comments
horror,comedy,Christmas,Santa

Shredder

by Phelous | December 1, 2011

Aladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something…

28 Comments
horror,Christmas

The Human Centipede 2

by Phelous | November 23, 2011

Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.

31 Comments
horror,disgusting,Human Centipede

Wrong Turn 4: Hostel

by Phelous | November 18, 2011

The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!

27 Comments
horror,Wrong Turn

Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 Dead

by Phelous | November 12, 2011

Three Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots.

34 Comments
horror,Wrong Turn
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