Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
Aladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something…
Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.
The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!
Three Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots.
Stuck in the woods with inbred cannibals and a reality show, which is worse?
Oh no super powered inbred cannibals! Our heroes must blend into the background or bore them to death to survive!
It’s the eighth Howling movie! And it’s Twilightified!
The night HE regretted coming home!
A story about Freddy’s lame brother who tries REALLY HARD to be just like him.