OLP: Subspecies
Featuring vampires, finger demons, and sissy, scarf-wearing zoologists!
OLP: Robo Vampire
It’s a Robocop ripoff where he faces vampires and the audience tries to figure out where this other movie came from!
Hostel Part III
Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person.
Jack Frost 2
What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
Jack Frost
Jack Frost’s parents named him in hopes he’d become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit.
Disney’s Satan Claus
Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
The Human Centipede 2
Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.
Wrong Turn 4: Hostel
The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!