Stay Puft Marshmallow Prue (She’s a Man, Baby, a Man!) (Charmed Rewind)
Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos.
Leo Geniuses (Vaya Con Leos) (Charmed Rewind)
When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo’s head on […]
A Karate Christmas Miracle: The Most Insane Christmas Movie Ever Made (Movie Nights)
Whatever you think A Karate Christmas Miracle is, you aren’t ready.
Life-Size 2: The Totally Necessary Sequel to Life-Size (Movie Nights)
So much of the story of Tyra Banks as a Barbie was left untold, which is why 20 years later we needed this sequel. Evequality!
How Did This Happen?! The Hilariously Bad KISS TV Movie
KISS, a band with superpowers, must fight evil robots of themselves after a vengeful theme park employee has had enough. This somehow happened. My friends from the Quantum Leap Podcast join me to figure out what we just watched.
My Big Fat Demon Wedding (Charmed [2018] S02E08) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.
Parker Guitar: Instagram Superstar (Charmed [2018] S02E07) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
The show does another hasty rewrite (?), sweat is stolen (?), and we celebrate (?) the return of a beloved (?) first season character. The demon overlord Phoebe plots her vengeance.
Prince Uncharming (Charmed [2018] S02E06) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Dark Harry makes Macy a romantic dinner while her sisters sing karaoke and get into bar fights; meanwhile Boxer Boy continues his transformation into Galvin 2.0. Phelan and I argue for way too long about whitelighter rules.
Almond Joyless (Charmed [2018] S02E05) (Charmed Hard with a Vengeance)
Where were you when the almond milk incident occurred? Have you checked Parker’s Insta lately? Who let the Harry out, who-who-who-who-who? Anyone’s dreams could come true on America’s Got Talent.