Cabin Fever

by Phelous | August 19, 2009

No it’s not about “cabin fever” it’s about random unexplained make you cough blood and die infection.

4 Comments

horror,Cabin Fever,Eli Roth

Troll 3

by Phelous | July 15, 2009

The perfect “ending” to the unrelated nonsensical trilogy.
Also known as The Crawlers, Creepers and Contamination .7!

5 Comments

horror,Troll

Hobgoblins

by Phelous | July 15, 2009

No horror, no humour, no plot, and no coherency. This movie lacks it all!

4 Comments

horror

Skinned Deep

by Phelous | June 9, 2009

If Troll 2 is the Best Worst Movie, Skinned Deep is the Worst Worst Movie!

8 Comments

horror

Troll 2

by Phelous | May 20, 2009

Joshua and his dead grandfather must save their crazy family from a vacation to Goblin town… No, there are no trolls in this movie, why would there be?

6 Comments

horror,Troll

Troll 1

by Phelous | April 21, 2009

Harry Potter battles to save his apartment building from becoming a fairy universe!

7 Comments

horror,Troll

Silent Hill Film

by Phelous | April 1, 2009

If you can’t stay very close to the story, make something else!

13 Comments

horror,Silent Hill

The Ruins

by Phelous | March 21, 2009

Four characterless characters in a plotless plot! It’s The Ruins! Don’t worry though there’s an amazing twist which will leave you wondering… why would they think that’s even worth doing?

7 Comments

horror

Funny Games

by Phelous | December 4, 2008

Is the movie Funny Games really funny? Oh you’ll find out! Unless Phelous dies first…

8 Comments

horror,Funny Games

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

by Phelous | September 15, 2008

A silly review of mainly I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer but the prequels are gone over quickly as well. Reviewing this movie almost killed me! AHAHAHA! … Never mind.

18 Comments

horror