

The Deaths of Ian Stone
Unfortunately Ian only stays dead about the same way as Phelous.


Unfortunately Ian only stays dead about the same way as Phelous.
Human inability to work together creates awful things… IN 3D!
Hopefully this film doesn’t really define our culture because that’d be pretty sad.
When there’s no more room in hell garbage sequels will play on earth.
What happens when someone knows the score of last summer’s game? They kill people that bullied them 20 years ago obviously!
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
A movie which actually wants you to take bunny rabbits as a SERIOUS, deadly, enemy. Guess they aren’t so cute anymore!…Well actually they look exactly the same.
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
The lovable Bill Goldberg spears and jackhammers your heart with his holiday thrill ride on Santa’s Slay! If Bill Goldberg as a slashing Santa doesn’t get you back into the Holiday spirit I don’t know what will.