56 Comments

  • zaki
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 11

    first (herp a derp)

  • GODCONVOYPRIME
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    SO all of this was just wibbly wobbly mindy windy stuff? What. A. Trip. Oh and THIRD! DERPY WERPY!!!

  • CYram11590
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    Of course neither of you even talked about the review…. Thanks for the crossover! Looks like Lupa was actually hitting you kinda hard with the DVD case… I also figured you’d gone over there since you made a bunch of videos in advanced and your twitter feed stopped… I’m also surprised you didn’t mention anything about the whole ‘eye’ popping out scene being a tad similar to Black Christmas.

  • thedeadhalo
    thedeadhalo
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 69

    I wait for almost 2 weeks, staying up all night, just to get the first comment. And that guy gets it. And all he says is first.

     

    Anyway, i thought the review was funny. I never really enjoyed the remake, and I think you guys hit alot of the points spot on!

  • megadolaon
    megadolaon
    Bat Hero
    Comments: 82

    So glad y’all did this blasted movie!! AND another crossover with Lupa? What a treat!! 😀

  • sunny_ta
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    this is fucking annoying. phelous, bro, i know you need to get your dick wet, but you can do a lot better. as a fellow canuck, there’s plenty to work with.

    but really, lupa’s show is the most irritating shit ever, and the fact that you’re allowing her influence to seep into your work is just so very, utterly, unbelievably annoying. that whole “EHHHHHHHHHH” sound… ugh. my girlfriend completely agrees. we both think that phelous is funny, but lupa is SUPER unfunny and eye-gougingly annoying.

    at the very least, stop these crossovers. the only one i even remotely enjoyed was jack and julie.

    edit: i felt this was so necessary to say, i actually made an account to do so.

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 910

      How unbelievably butthurt. I like both of them & combined they’re twice as funny. & you catch more flies with honey than vinegar; you think Phelous is going to give in to your demands after the insults?

    • Obscurus Lupa
      Obscurus Lupa
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 95

      So if I thought your girlfriend was annoying, could I tell you you could do a lot better? 

      Not that I would say that, since you can date whoever you want. But whatever.

       

      In all seriousness though, yeah, that Lupa chick is annoying.

      • thedeadhalo
        thedeadhalo
        CUUUUT
        Comments: 69

        Lupa, you need to smack’a  bitch!

      • Makoto
        Makoto
        Old Man
        Comments: 4

        Now Im in no way willing to support that guy as to be honest he’s comment comes across as being unfairly harsh towards you and that I do not agree with at all.

         

        As others have said I have no problem with lupa, infact you are as funny as phelous maybe even about equal if that makes any sense.

         

        And although to be honest I’ve barely watched any of your stuff, I feel being unfairly biased towards you just because you and phelous are doing alot of reviews together now is not upto us at all.

         

        If anything we should feel privileged that you both even bother taking time to do the reviews in the first place.

         

        Yes I would go as far as to say lupa’s alias doe’s appear a little annoying maybe even childish but thats just the way she set about to distinguish herself from the literal legions of reviewers that exist nowadays.

         

        now don’t get me wrong as phelan’s alias, alter ego whatever you guys call it lol, has been on occasion a little annoying sometimes more often than not.

         

        But I still watch he’s reviews regardless because at the end of the day its nothing more than an act a OTT version of themselves and honestly I believe in reality they are brilliant, warm hearted and relatable people.

         

        So if your friends with them in real life and these aspects of them piss you off then fair enough you know them so thats perfectly understandable, but don’t go demonizing them simply because there unknown to you.

         

        Anyway I think I’ve ranted enough so laters for now, oh and lupa and phelous screw what everyone else says if there not happy with the way things are then there welcome to leave derpy derp  ^_^

         

        EDIT: Sorry about the wall o text this was, only just figured out how to do spaces on this site lol.

        • thedeadhalo
          thedeadhalo
          CUUUUT
          Comments: 69

          The problem was the fact that you replied so lengthly. You gave him whart he wanted. A reaction. It’s best just to sit and watch trolls crave for attention rather than feed them!

      • Aural Aurum
        Just might make the CUT
        Comments: 46

        So much love, Lupa!

         

        As for my opinion on your crossovers with one another, I think it wouldn’t be good for it to become a recurring thing every time you do your reviews, because you both have your own unique styles that work great for you, and when you’re together, your styles change into something entirely new (that I also really enjoy). I would hate to permanently lose your style OR Phelan’s to an amalgam of each, though, so, you know, moderation is a good thing.

         

        In short: You’re peanut butter, he’s chocolate, I love ya both, together you’re awesome, but I wouldn’t want you both together ALL the time.

    • thedeadhalo
      thedeadhalo
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 69

      Make more crossovers! For the fans! I love Lupa, I honestly think shes funnier than The NC!

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 618

      As a fellow person from an area of land called the same thing thanks for being a douche that thinks he can dictate how I run my personal life. That’s pretty damn silly, MY GIRLFRIEND AGREES! AAHHHH CRAZYNESS!!!

      • zaki
        NewbieDotCom.Com
        Comments: 11

        its a good thing we dont listen to what people on the internet say.. or we’d be eating bags of hell for years! … and how rude that someone put a spiderman picture up calling me retarded. #winning

      • M.C.Greer
        M.C.Greer
        Old Man
        Comments: 1

        PHELOUS! Don’t you know that people from the place (which, I’m from too) we can tell each other how to live and stuff! You know, from a distance. My cat agrees with me.

        Also, being serious and bla bla, it was thanks to Phelous that got me to watch some of Lupa’s reviews which were very good reviews. (I also heard she is a fan of Big Wolf on Campus) So, that’s awesome!

        Anyway great review! I can’t wait for the next one! 🙂

    • Rakmi
      Rakmi
      CUUUUT
      Comments: 78

      I’m sure you and your right hand are very happy together.

    • mimefan
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 7

      As an Englishman, I do earnestly believe that quite cheerio, that you are correct Canadans (Srsly, where the hell did the I come from? u so silly Canada) do like to get their ducks wet. Lupa’s show is not annoying, she is just 2 year old in 20 year old body, you do not like, ergo you paedophile, sincerely yours, a rabbit. Wait shit, Canada has women? When did that happen? I thought the Native Americans killed all the Canadans women in WW2? Also people think that you are a troll? IS NOT SO, YOU ARE 1980 VALLEY GIRL. Sincerely yours, a concerned parent.

    • SadPanda
      SadPanda
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 11

      This is fucking hilarious.Phelous,sis,I know your butt is scratching,but you can do a lot worse.As a fellow moron,like my super bud sunny ta.There’s nothing more to add to be a fucking dickwad.

       

      But really,even if I try to make a nazi joke with aids I would be as half offfensive as my super bro buddy sunny here.Really,yo,like,Phelous,you should do videos like I want to coz you know,My bro sunny ta would make the bestest videos ever thing is kind busy right now being a dick so he prefer to be an asshole to other people work,yo,you know,no offense,hate the player not the game.

      Watch the road before crossing the street,take your vitamins ,pray and excersise everyday.

      As a fellow canadian,my bro,sunny ta,I hope you get hit by a truck full of fleash eating bacteria samples,but no offense,I lvoe you bro.

       

      P.s: I felt it wasn’t necessary to say,but callnig idiots idiots is super funny bro yo bro.

    • pixelated
      Old Man
      Comments: 1

      sunny_ta was a little too crude with his comments, but I have to agree to a point.  Unlike sunny, I do enjoy BOTH Phelous and Lupa’s reviews.  And their previous crossovers weren’t that bad either.  It’s just that this one was a little much.  The EHHHHHH sound is a little annoying, but taken in small doses isn’t so bad.  So I have to agree with sunny, but only because it was used way too much this time. 

      My only other issue is a small one: the on-screen back-and-forths.  When the camera was still holding on them after the joke was done, it got annoying because it a) it held there for too long, and b) happened too many times.  All I was thinking was “GET ON WITH IT”!!!  Unlike sunny_ta though, I prefer to offer criticisms instead of insults.  And I’m not against other crossovers down the road.   

      edit: I felt this was necessary to say.  So I too made an account to do so.  😛

    • Jade_Ottsel
      Jade Ottsel
      Old Man
      Comments: 4

      “Herp de derp, de derp de doo. Phelous, herpaderpderp derp derdily derp, derp derp derp derpa derpy duh bla blee blaa bloo bloo, i’m really a virgin who lives in a van.”

      (Yeah I know, mine’s not funny, but at least i tried…. Also? Either of your hands don’t count as a girlfriend….juuuuust saying. |D)

      Shit and I thought James (AVGN) had some rude fans.  Sorry ya had to deal with this dipsh**, Lupa and Phel. D: Keep the crossovers coming!

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 910

    Hurrayz! It’s Obsculous Phelupa Time! Crossovers are like Oreos; I never get tired of them.

  • MikeKz
    MikeKz
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    These two crossovers have been fun to watch. Checkers is a pretty big cat.

     

    I think Phelous deserved a few knocks for unleashing “Chun Li with the head of Pat Morita” upon the word.  😉

  • RoperFDF
    RoperFDF
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    oh thank god! no more virgin airlines commercials!!!!!

    • megadolaon
      megadolaon
      Bat Hero
      Comments: 82

      I try to keep my replies relevant to the video; but this is one exception. Your comment is hilarious!! XDD I totally agree! just had to let you know 🙂

  • CodeOuch
    CodeOuch
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    wow…  buddy seems to be really pissy about a crossover on a free video…

    I am actually a big fan of Lupa… and I love it when she does crossovers, for she plays herself over the top… SYLVESTER STALLONE STYLE!

    I am also Canadian…does this mean my opinion matters more in how Phelous runs his life, due to having the same nationality… That is how nationality works right?

  • DRSNova
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Great review! I always love Lupa&Phelous crossovers.

     

    Especially liked the part when Lupa was eating a pussy. Her own, no less.

     

  • TLHobo
    Old Man
    Comments: 1
    Hey Phelous, how dare you have a girlfriend like Lupa! I mean jeez, she’s a girl! Then you two do cross overs because you both happen to be comedy reviewers on the internet, what’s the deal with that!? It’s like you might have met because of that, what nerve you have!

    My girlfriend doesn’t know who you are but she agrees with me that this need to stop! Also I’m pretty sure we could take you guys in a fight!

    edit: I registered just to make this horrible joke post version of the even more horrible troll. This isn’t even a real edit it’s a fake edit!
    All that aside, you guys clearly have so much fun doing cross-overs and I can comfortably say you two are adorable together.
  • ADI1981
    ADI1981
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    I like them both. And i also like the crossover reviews because they have an other feel to it. We shouldn’t talk negative about Lupa. She is creative but makes things differnt than Phelous in her Videos.

    By the Way:She seems very nice and i like this review and the karate dog review.

    Greetings

  • GODCONVOYPRIME
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    What the fuck is up with all this hate on Lupa? She is awesome and kicks a hell of a lot of ass! I  love it when you (Phelous) and Lupa do crossovers I think it shows much more of both of your comedic sides, not saying you don’t have any, but I guess what I am trying to say is this, I want more Ash!!!!  Oh and more crossovers as well derpy derp!!!! Also she is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Nostalgia Chick, god I really hate her >_<

    • Aural Aurum
      Just might make the CUT
      Comments: 46

      Let’s stop throwing around the word “hate,” a’ight? I agree with you in that I PREFER Lupa to Lindsay, but to say I hate a person I will most likely never know in real life is a taking it a bit far, isn’t it? Then again, if you’re saying you hate the fictional character known as the Nostalgia Chick and have nothing personal against Lindsay Ellis, then I guess I can’t be too defensive about it. A character is like any other fictional creation: you’re free to feel however you want about it, and even fantasize about doing awful things to it. This is turning rambly. I’ll stop now.

      • GODCONVOYPRIME
        A Real Turtles Fighter
        Comments: 36

        [quote=Aural Aurum]

        Let’s stop throwing around the word “hate,” a’ight? I agree with you in that I PREFER Lupa to Lindsay, but to say I hate a person I will most likely never know in real life is a taking it a bit far, isn’t it? Then again, if you’re saying you hate the fictional character known as the Nostalgia Chick and have nothing personal against Lindsay Ellis, then I guess I can’t be too defensive about it. A character is like any other fictional creation: you’re free to feel however you want about it, and even fantasize about doing awful things to it. This is turning rambly. I’ll stop now.

        [/quote] That’s exactly what I mean! This Lindsay person may be cool and everyting, who knows she may drown kittens and puppies in burlap sacks for all I know, but the character? Nope dead to me.  Lindsay could stop doing the character and I would be more than happy, in fact, I’d be ecstatic! But no I don’t hate the person. And again I reitarate, MORE ASH lol, and yes again Lupa and Phelous = massive <3 <3 <3 from me! Big fan of you both and would be devastated if you guys ceased to be! Individaully of course!

  • Cornwind Evil
    Cornwind Evil
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    It figures. I was considering making a post that basically say “Hey Phelan, I know that you and Alison have entered a relationship and it’s all fun and exciting, and crossovers are great, but I think you’re letting your new affection for each other seep into your videos too much, so I suggest dialing it back a bit. Not eliminating it entirely, just using it less so it has more impact. Just a suggestion from some random Internet guy who will watch them anyway.” And then some asshole goes and says it a hundred times worse and a thousand times more crude, likely upsetting both. GREAT JOB, SUNNY TA! Asshole. Also, the two of you have a very violent relationship what with the blowing the guy up and beating each other with DVD cases.

  • Plasticlion
    Plasticlion
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    Then I think that you should cut off all ties with the rest of humanity and spend all your time making reviews. Lock yourself in a room with a computer and a camera. Get yourself a chamber pot and when it fills up just dump it out of a window. For food, you can order take out, but you have to do an elaborate Home Alone-ish deal where the delivery man doesn’t actually see you. And I know, I know that a man has needs and urges so you can get yourself one of those Japanese love pillows.  We won’t mind if you stop making reviews for a few minutes to eat, urinate, take the Browns to the Super Bowl, and make sweet pillow love as long as you spend the rest of your time making reviews.

    Oh yeah this was a movie review.  I always thought it was stupid how in the remake he kills the foreman with a pickaxe then locks himself in the cage. There would have been A LOT of blood on him if he killed someone with a pickaxe and he didn’t have anytime to clean it off. But of course he didn’t have blood on him because the plot said so.

  • MER
    MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    I guess you can say Dean being in a cage watching everything was how Film Brain would say “SYMBOLISM!”? Badum Babum-ding!

  • schokiwave
    schokiwave
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    hi Phelous i am from Germany. love your show!!!

  • BBoy4040
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    yeah, it has to be said. The crossovers and cameos are cute every once in a while to have a little more impact to them. Almost every other episode is a crossover now, leading to the same gags over and over again. It kinda comes across as Phelous trying to beat us over the head, saying “LUPA IS MY GIRLFRIEND! LUPA IS MY GIRLFRIEND!”

    • Phelous
      Phelous
      Administrator
      Comments: 618

      I can’t help if you your going to take us mearly doing a video together as that being the meaning behind it. We shot a couple crossovers while I was visting her cause it’s what we both do and it’s fun to work together.

      If you hadn’t got this crossover you know what you would have got for it’s week? Nothing.

      • BBoy4040
        Old Man
        Comments: 4

        All I’m saying is it’s getting a little oversatured, that’s all. The release dates could’ve been changed around. I love your reviews, a week delay really would’ve been nothing, you still have plenty of old reviews to watch, or other people from Channel Awesome.

  • Tool1523
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    I know you two Love one another…. but is this the kind of bullshit we have to expect. This love crap bs eating chips together? eating in front of a dog? what pointless bs. I miss horror review Phelous and now all we have is sissy love crap Phelous. I know this sounds way harsh but it is how I feel.

  • flare100
    flare100
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Agreed. At the end of the day these type of reviews just arent that funny, just annoying. If you want to alienate half your fanbase though be my guest.

    • CYram11590
      Old Man
      Comments: 4

      I feel the need the mention that there’s no good reason to bash on Phelous, here. I’m sorry you’re getting all pissy over him doing a crossover, but, as you know, both him and his girlfriend are reviewers. How could you NOT see, or want, them doing a review together when they visit each other? I mean, it breaks up the monotony. You do realize Phelous has been reviewing horror movies for the past few years, right? Can’t you give him a break and let him change it up as he pleases? Don’t like it? You don’t HAVE to be a fan. I don’t see the point in intentionally trying to piss somebody off when they are only doing their job. Your complete negativity is a complete waste of space and doesn’t accomplish anything other than trying to offend others. Offer constructive criticism instead of posting your whiny bull shit.

      This applies to aforementioned purely negative comments.

      Thank you for your entertainment, Phelous. I appreciate your work and I apologize for being upset at others insulting you guys, and posting about it in your comment area.

      • BBoy4040
        Old Man
        Comments: 4

        Are you saying that Phelous can’t possibly have any creativity on his own? That if he wants to do a different genre of movie, he HAS to do a crossover.

         

        I don’t think anyone is truly AGAINST them doing a crossover, it’s just almost all of his reviews lately have had Lupa involved, and then they do FOUR crossovers almost back to back (Octopus and TMNT Forever just barely in between). I’ve never seen any of Lupa’s reviews on her own, I enjoy how she acts in the videos, but the videos need more of an undertone of her.

  • ShedaNoPanda
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I’m actually ashamed that I live in one of the towns this was filmed in, and the fact that I was excited about its release. And the fact that I, along with my dad, step mom, aunt and cousin, went to see this the weekend after it hit theaters. Worst $50 bucks spent ever!

    Okay, so now I’ll talk about the review. I love every crossover between Lupa and Phelous, and they make me laugh every single time. Although, I had to get slightly annoyed when Lupa said the movie was filmed in Pittsburgh, mainly due to the fact that the shot was of my home town. Also, am I the only one that took the whole, “Looks like I’m going to have to eat you!” line as a sexual inuendo?

  • Tool1523
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    I dont mind a crossover every few Months but this is just way too many. Like it makes me want to stop hitting the donate button on Dougs page. I however do support Plelous and the rest of the cast too much to do something so rash. I enjoy paying a monthly amount maybe 50$ 100$ dollars for the work they put out, However for whatever reason I just can not stand the Lupa and Phelous love crap as far as reviews go. I am glad they love eachother and wish them the best in life. As far as Lupa goes she is great I enjoy her solo work a great deal, but when she does a crossover with Phelous……. they just seem to be over the top with sissy Love crap it becomes just plain awful to watch. Lupa becomes like  idk like someone who is trying really hard to be funny, and as for Phelous he becomes so …. so just bland and love sick. Doug, The AVGN, ect they all do crossovers with balance in mind. Yes I am aware AVGN has only done maybe two crossovers one with doug and the over with his friend.

  • totallylegitimate
    totallylegitimate
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    As someone from North America but not Canada, my opinion is of no validity. My room mate’s angelfish agree.

    That being said, in all seriousness, the guy had an opinion and voiced it. The stupidity in his voicing, however, is apparent, but I don’t think he’s a troll.

    As for Phelous, I enjoy that what you do in your free time entertains me during some of my free time. I appriciate that you continue to do so.

  • GODCONVOYPRIME
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 36

    all I’m going to say is this: LONG LIVE PHELUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!! huh in hindsight that sounds like chalupa, huh in double hind sight I’m hungry for taco bell………..

  • A Non-Canadian
    A Non-Canadian
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Loved your crossover, as always! Out of curiosity, though, was the reason you and Lupa looked at each other at the end because you were both afraid of coming out of the closet?

  • Demonjack123@aol.com
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 24

    In a way I do agree with sunny ta but not in the same manor as he said it. It’s cool to have Lupa as a guest every so often but I mainly come here to see you Phelous, hell that’s why I go to “phelous.com” to see him not Lupa as I just don’t find her that entertaining.

  • PsychoMantis
    PsychoMantis
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I like it when Phelous and Lupa do a crossover I especially liked the twilight board game.

  • PsychoMantis
    PsychoMantis
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I like it when Phelous and Lupa do a crossover I especially liked the twilight board game.