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Baywatching Nights: A Thousand Words

by Obscurus Lupa | January 11, 2025

Baywatch Nights ends with Garner’s return and, uh, a Psycho ripoff?

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Baywatching: Nevermore

by Obscurus Lupa | December 28, 2024

In Pamela Anderson’s last episode, they do a beach themed Phantom of the Opera.

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Baywatching Nights: The Vortex

by Obscurus Lupa | December 14, 2024

In the most confusing episode of Baywatch Nights to date, Mitch and Ryan’s future spirits are sent through time by Native Americans to fight some slug zombies.

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Baywatching: Golden Girls

by Obscurus Lupa | November 12, 2024

Newmie is in love! Meanwhile, Samantha has an ex-fiancé or something.

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Baywatching Nights: Hot Winds

by Obscurus Lupa | October 9, 2024

Mitch fights a Fart Wizard.

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Baywatching: Baywatch at SeaWorld

by Obscurus Lupa | September 7, 2024

Baywatch creates a Baywatch themed water show at SeaWorld, which looks a lot like the real-life Baywatch themed water show at SeaWorld.

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david hasselhoff,pamela anderson,michael newman,ellis edwards,david chokachi,traci bingham,nancy valen,jay baker,ryan drummond,julie michaels

Analyzing the Scripts of Baywatch Nights

by Obscurus Lupa | August 28, 2024

I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!

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Baywatching Nights: The Eighth Seal

by Obscurus Lupa | August 7, 2024

Mitch is possessed by the devil! Can Stephanie’s ghost save him??

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david hasselhoff,alexandra paul,baywatch nights,angie harmon,eddie cibrian,dorian gregory,esme ganz,gregory scott cummins,karen m waldron,tane mcclure

Hasselhoff’s Bizarre German Three Musketeers Movie (Ring of the Musketeers)

by Obscurus Lupa | July 28, 2024

David Hasselhoff filmed a German mini series about the Three Musketeers in modern day, which was then edited into a 90 minute English language film that was only released on VHS. The result is, of course, a masterpiece.

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Baywatching: Trial By Fire

by Obscurus Lupa | April 7, 2024

Caroline is sued for being a bad lifeguard. Cody must choose between baby or bike.

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