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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 6 (now they’ve got Hulk Hogan and Charlie’s Angels) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | June 22, 2025

Season six of Baywatch aired alongside Baywatch Nights (their detective spinoff) and included the WCW Hulk Hogan crossover, the Beach Boys, a Charlie’s Angels parody, and a lot of other craziness.

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I Reviewed EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of Baywatch Nights (this is where Mitch hunts monsters) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | June 22, 2025

In 1995, Baywatch had a misbegotten spinoff that started as a detective show, and then became….The X-Files? Here’s every single review I did for Baywatching Nights!

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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 5 (everyone gets Emmy Cancer) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | March 20, 2025

Baywatch introduced the audience to a multitude of maladies in season five in the hopes of getting that sweet, sweet Emmy nom (they did not receive one).

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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 4 (ghosts are just canon now) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | February 16, 2025

Season four features possession, a surfboard stealing giant octopus, and Kelly Slater desperately wanting out of his contract.

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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 3 (this is where Pamela Anderson shows up) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | January 18, 2025

Season three of Baywatch brought us Pamela Anderson playing a saxophone.

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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 2 (this show got crazier) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | November 17, 2024

Baywatch went into syndication starting in season 2, doing away with things like “writing” or “second takes.”

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Baywatching: Golden Girls

by Obscurus Lupa | November 12, 2024

Newmie is in love! Meanwhile, Samantha has an ex-fiancé or something.

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I Reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 1 (this show is insane) • Marathon

by Obscurus Lupa | October 16, 2024

Baywatch tried to be a real show in season 1, and even then things went off the rails quick. Please note this is an older compilation, beginning from around 2014. The technical quality is not quite up to my current standards, but I hope you enjoy the crazy ride!

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Baywatching: Hot Water

by Obscurus Lupa | March 24, 2024

Our lifeguard pals must stop a deadly strain of cholera from poisoning the water supply. Also, exhibitionist rights.

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Baywatching: Rendezvous (Again)

by Obscurus Lupa | August 14, 2023

Cody meets a mermaid.

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