Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.
Carmen Electra stops by for a terrible Griff plot involving a trust fund murder, I guess.
The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.
The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.
It’s a very special Baywatch about wheelchair accessibility, Vietnam, and Cody’s abs.
Will Mitch finally adopt Hobie 3, who we all forgot about? Meanwhile, a boat race I guess. Ryan stops by.
Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.
Caroline stops by to be kidnapped and added to a crazy person’s human collection. Y’know, the usual.
Mitch falls in love with a cat burglar while an above average number of models check him out. Ryan squishes a bagel on his shirt.
