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Baywatching: Bachelor of the Month

by Obscurus Lupa | January 25, 2023

Stephanie gets married! But who cares about that? Can Mitch take down a Portuguese Man-o-War in time to do his Bachelor of the Month photo shoot?

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Baywatch HD: It Gets Messier

by Obscurus Lupa | March 21, 2022

Here’s a deeper dive into the Baywatch HD remaster, and all of the strangeness that comes with it.

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Baywatching: Liquid Assets

by Obscurus Lupa | November 14, 2021

Hobie wants to get a piercing. Meanwhile, CJ meets and subsequently kills an eccentric old man.

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Baywatching: The Contest

by Obscurus Lupa | June 20, 2021

The male ego is a disease.

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Baywatching: Shark Fever

by Obscurus Lupa | April 30, 2021

Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.

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Baywatching: Go for the Gold

by Obscurus Lupa | February 15, 2021

Newmie takes on a pack rat that’s stealing everyone’s stuff! Meanwhile, Cody gets gold fever and almost kills himself.

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Baywatching: Last Wave

by Obscurus Lupa | February 10, 2021

Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!

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Baywatching: Forbidden Paradise

by Obscurus Lupa | November 27, 2020

The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.

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Baywatching: Baywatch Angels

by Obscurus Lupa | March 21, 2020

It’s the Charlie’s Angels crossover no one asked for! And the episode is even wilder than you’d expect.

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Baywatching: Desperate Encounter

by Obscurus Lupa | January 28, 2020

In the sequel no one was asking for, that country singer from season 4 returns to save some horses on a ranch. Meanwhile, Mitch and his new girlfriend witness a murder.

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