Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
It’s the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One’s greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug.
The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess?
When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole’s Sears portrait.
When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated.
Piper becomes a vicious monster. Later, she also becomes a wendigo.
This episode is epically bad. The girls turn into PMS werewolves.
Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh…fetus transference?? Look it’s bad. It’s really bad.
Welp, it was a bad run, but it’s time for CHWAV to come to a close. Charmed 2018 is just too awful. See you on Charmed Rewind, folks!
Harry’s son dies and he’s pretty indifferent about it, because he must steal the soul of a little chocolate stealing boy who is related to him in some fashion, because he wants to be mortal, which Macy talks to her ghost mom about, after a quick detour with Maggie and two other time wasting ghosts. […]