Prue and Cole go back to the old west to hate flirt and maybe save Phoebe if there’s time.
David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess.
Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.
Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.
The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.
The Charmed Ones’ dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside.
Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
It’s the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One’s greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug.
The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess?