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Baywatching: The Swimmer

by Obscurus Lupa | August 24, 2026

Mitch swims from plot to plot, hoping each time that the next plot will be the leap to a new Hobie.

david hasselhoff,michael newman,david chokachi,parker stevenson,michael bergin,jeff altman,kelly packard,brooke burns

Baywatching: The Natural

by Obscurus Lupa | June 22, 2026

Baywatch has a hot new janitor! Could she be the Phantom Lifeguard???

david chokachi,michael bergin,jeff altman,ingrid walters,kerr smith,mitzi kapture,brooke burns,marci brickhouse,teri austin,david hasselhoff

Baywatching: Quarantine

by Obscurus Lupa | January 5, 2026

Our Baywatch crew must be quarantined after being exposed to a lethal dose of Jeff Altman.

michael newman,donna d'errico,michael bergin,traci bingham,jeff altman,chris fiore,kelly packard,david hasselhoff

Baywatching: Scorcher

by Obscurus Lupa | January 20, 2022

The audience drifts through various b plots in search of a point. The president visits, as an aside.

howard morris,pamela anderson,scott stevens,jeremy jackson,willie gault,yasmine bleeth,naya rivera,michael newman,jordan warkol,gena lee nolin,bob bancroft,david chokachi,shaggy,traci bingham,nancy valen,jose solano,Baywatch,jeff altman,david hasselhoff

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