Baywatching

Baywatching is an episode-by-episode analysis of the funniest show on television. If you think a show about lifeguards featuring A&W product placement, regular slews of serial killers, aliens, and PI-spin-offs-turned-X-Files isn’t amazing, you’re sorely mistaken.

Allison Pregler

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Baywatching Nights: Hot Winds

by Obscurus Lupa | October 9, 2024

Mitch fights a Fart Wizard.

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david hasselhoff,angie harmon,parker stevenson,dorian gregory,rance howard,rick zumwalt,krista frazier

Baywatching: Baywatch at SeaWorld

by Obscurus Lupa | September 7, 2024

Baywatch creates a Baywatch themed water show at SeaWorld, which looks a lot like the real-life Baywatch themed water show at SeaWorld.

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david hasselhoff,pamela anderson,michael newman,ellis edwards,david chokachi,traci bingham,nancy valen,jay baker,ryan drummond,julie michaels

Analyzing the Scripts of Baywatch Nights

by Obscurus Lupa | August 28, 2024

I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!

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david hasselhoff,gregory alan williams,baywatch nights,angie harmon,donna d'errico,eddie cibrian,dorian gregory

Baywatching Nights: The Eighth Seal

by Obscurus Lupa | August 7, 2024

Mitch is possessed by the devil! Can Stephanie’s ghost save him??

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david hasselhoff,alexandra paul,baywatch nights,angie harmon,eddie cibrian,dorian gregory,esme ganz,gregory scott cummins,karen m waldron,tane mcclure

Baywatching: Trial By Fire

by Obscurus Lupa | April 7, 2024

Caroline is sued for being a bad lifeguard. Cody must choose between baby or bike.

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david hasselhoff,pamela anderson,yasmine bleeth,michael newman,david chokachi,nancy valen,chris fiore,steven ford,raye birk,patty mccormack,sylvia brooks,richard light

Baywatching Nights: Symbol of Death

by Obscurus Lupa | March 29, 2024

Our heroes uncover an alien conspiracy to take over the world. Mitch doesn’t care.

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david hasselhoff,baywatch nights,angie harmon,dorian gregory,terry kiser,monique lanier

Baywatching: Hot Water

by Obscurus Lupa | March 24, 2024

Our lifeguard pals must stop a deadly strain of cholera from poisoning the water supply. Also, exhibitionist rights.

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Baywatch,david hasselhoff,pamela anderson,jeremy jackson,yasmine bleeth,michael newman,gena lee nolin,david chokachi,traci bingham,nancy valen,jose solano,michael greene,wiley m pickett,shiri appleby,corey schwartz,joshua berk,carrie richards,danielle corley

Baywatching Nights: The Servant

by Obscurus Lupa | March 16, 2024

Mitch fights a mummy!

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david hasselhoff,baywatch nights,angie harmon,dorian gregory,gerry conway,erick avari,renee suran,anthony g schmidt

Baywatching: Rendezvous (Again)

by Obscurus Lupa | August 14, 2023

Cody meets a mermaid.

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Baywatching Nights: Zargtha

by Obscurus Lupa | July 30, 2023

A Yugoslavian werewolf hitches a ride on a truck to Santa Monica and it’s gonna take Hasselhoff’s wife, Ryan’s overalls, and a young Ian Bohen to stop it!

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david hasselhoff,baywatch nights,angie harmon,pamela bach,dorian gregory,arthur taxier,ian bohen,jody rennick,brian klugman,tony snegoff