After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.
Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.
The power of voodoo is no match for Mitch’s power of apathy.
Mitch fights a trash bag.
Remember the film Species? Wouldn’t it be better if the lady was a frog?
The X-Files begins as Mitch and Griff wander around in a sunken ship looking for a sea monster. Ryan helps via The World Wide Web.
Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
Vance Duke will do anything to merge two clothing companies, even create an imposter. Donna invests in a gym I guess.
It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.