This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
Two ancient Vikings are unfrozen and start fighting. Luckily, Mitch Buchannon is suddenly a Viking expert!
Some space spores fall on a farm, transforming Baywatch Nights further into The X-Files than ever. Also a bunch of animals explode.
After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.
Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.
The power of voodoo is no match for Mitch’s power of apathy.
Mitch fights a trash bag.
Remember the film Species? Wouldn’t it be better if the lady was a frog?
The X-Files begins as Mitch and Griff wander around in a sunken ship looking for a sea monster. Ryan helps via The World Wide Web.
Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.