This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
Two ancient Vikings are unfrozen and start fighting. Luckily, Mitch Buchannon is suddenly a Viking expert!
Some space spores fall on a farm, transforming Baywatch Nights further into The X-Files than ever. Also a bunch of animals explode.
After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.
Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.
The power of voodoo is no match for Mitch’s power of apathy.
Remember the film Species? Wouldn’t it be better if the lady was a frog?
The X-Files begins as Mitch and Griff wander around in a sunken ship looking for a sea monster. Ryan helps via The World Wide Web.
Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
