Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich
Uwe Boll takes BloodRayne into a time period from one of the games AND… turns out about as well as you’d expect.
Uwe Boll takes BloodRayne into a time period from one of the games AND… turns out about as well as you’d expect.
Phelan plays Resident Evil while Allison wants snacks… A Jill Sandwich perhaps?
Rayne shows us how the west was really ruined forever by Uwe Boll. But hey! At least we find out Billy the Kid was a vampire!
Can’t anyone wake themselves up to act in this Uwe Boll masterpiece?
If you ever wanted to see a dog swallow a cat whole, this is your film!
In the review of the 2nd Conquest episode we learn that while they might have messed Scorpion’s backstory up, they got Sub-Zero SPOT ON!
It’s the finale of Tender Loving Care and we finally find out who’s truly insane. The people driven nuts by actually finishing this “game”.
If annoying shakey cam movies shot in the dark with the intention to make you ill are your thing, IT’S SEVENTH MOON!
Katherine is the time traveling spirit of Jody, the dog tells Michael to pull it’s finger while his boss at the penis farm eats his ribs and Allison starts to lose it. NOT the Allison in the “game”.