The turtles decide to betray the world and want to give the vampires their heart back. Meanwhile Bonesteel rolls around in some garbage.
Vampires show up and interrupt the turtles easily being tracked by Bonesteel over and over.
Wick and some of the dragons become fans of Michelangelo’s radio show. This episode constant hazardous amounts of stupid.
The Turtles and Silver fight over some old man’s lotto ticket. And you thought this show couldn’t sink any lower.
The dragons remember they exist and kidnap Donatello’s favorite crazy scientist, Dr. Quease. He has his brain connected to the internet… yes really.
Michelangelo creates a pirate radio station out of the turtle humvee and Bonesteel takes over a pizzeria. Then, Mikey decides to throw an animal rights fundraiser and a Clockwork Orange rip off gang shows up.
Gary Chalk shows up as a Gorilla who runs a gang so Michelangelo decides to take his stupidity to new heights and wants to burn down the turtle’s lair.
Bonesteel makes his horrid debut trying to catch a real turtle while the Ninja Turtles take it back from him repeatedly. It gets dumb… very dumb.
Dragonlord suddenly remembers he can do casual time travel and grabs a magic stick from the past. Meanwhile the turtles cover toy planes in chi somehow.
Leonardo says the turtles need A NEW WAY! Which doesn’t mean anything in the slightest. Also we learn the dragons have been wasting everyone’s time including their own as their super potion is a placebo.