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  • Steve3
    I'm THE BEST!
    Comments: 104

    I like to think Halloweenie has somehow gotten a public access TV show, and it’s the station’s cameraman trying to rein him in between edits. Who is this guy?!

    • screamingturnip
      screamingturnip
      Old Man
      Comments: 1

      I was under the impression that all Canadian television was public accsess, in that light Da Vinci’s Inquest is really quite impressive.

  • IraeNicole
    IraeNicole
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 8

    Halloweenie needs to have a crossover with Radu.

    • likalaruku
      likalaruku
      Completely Useless Now
      Comments: 897

      & Linkara’s “Longbox” host.

      • UnholyFireDragon
        UnholyFireDragon
        NewbieDotCom.Com
        Comments: 13

        I’m picturing something like this:
        Halloweenie tries (and fails hilariously) at reviewing a comic that involves a character named Radu (look it up; it exists) and ends-up calling on Moarte to help him out. In the middle of the review, Radu comes in to try and help, since she mistakenly thought that the comic Radu was the same as the movie Radu.

  • likalaruku
    likalaruku
    Completely Useless Now
    Comments: 897

    I love the politically correct editing & jump editing.

     

    Ooh, Tocatta & Fugue in D Minor.

     

    That was even funnier than the last one.

  • kanoyume
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 15

    Halloweenie is wonderful.  I’d love to see him at a children’s party.  He seems like he’d be great with kids.

  • Reaper Cloud
    Reaper Cloud
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 19

    Halloweenie just gets better and better…too bad the (insert color) screening still won’t work for the guy.  lol  I also agree that a team up with Radu needs to happen.  🙂  The editing/cuts continue to make the jokes awesome.  The “Black Cat” lines were perfect.  LOL

     

    My favorite line was about the skulls.  “…and what is this, Mood Slime?!  Last time I cracked someone’s skull op…(editing).”  I’m guessing that our next review deals with costumes.  I can’t wait.  😀

  • thedeadhalo
    thedeadhalo
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 69

    You should make a Halloweenie Christmas special, just think of the possiblities!

  • Plasticlion
    Plasticlion
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    I was watching Halloweenie rant when suddenly the Nostagia Chick showed up in the corner of the screen reading some notes. Then later Maven showed up and she was pointing at something. Didn’t Family Guy mock those types of commercials out of existence? If they are going to show up in the corner of your videos then all they are allowed to do is scream TOASTY! Oh Halloweenie was very funny. But those adds were really distracting.

  • trayin420
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    It’s been over 2 months since you did a real review.  I’m not mad if you are done with them that’s fine, but you should let your viewers know if you are done.  I have loved your work so far, but these past 2 months it seems like you are hardly trying.  I hope to see something amazing soon!

     

     

  • lauriedawn1
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Hallowenie is the embodiment of how I feel about Halloween nowadays. It used to be fantastic and full of scariness, evil possibilities, and trick-or-treating until you were numb from the waist down crying “No! There are surely some houses with candy left! We MUST continue on!”. Now, you’re lucky if you have two hours for trick-or-treat, and they are over before it gets truly dark. Not to mention all the cutesy decor. I want to question whether or not that is a REAL severed hand hanging from your tree, not be able to tell it’s fake from a mile away. So I feel just like poor Halloweenie, trying so hard to convey the true joy of the holiday, only to be reigned in and frustrated.

    • Reaper Cloud
      Reaper Cloud
      NewbieDotCom.Com
      Comments: 19

      [quote=lauriedawn1]

      Hallowenie is the embodiment of how I feel about Halloween nowadays. It used to be fantastic and full of scariness, evil possibilities, and trick-or-treating until you were numb from the waist down crying “No! There are surely some houses with candy left! We MUST continue on!”. Now, you’re lucky if you have two hours for trick-or-treat, and they are over before it gets truly dark. Not to mention all the cutesy decor. I want to question whether or not that is a REAL severed hand hanging from your tree, not be able to tell it’s fake from a mile away. So I feel just like poor Halloweenie, trying so hard to convey the true joy of the holiday, only to be reigned in and frustrated.

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      I agree.  I went to several places a couple of days ago looking for Halloween items.  I couldn’t find a single decoration that didn’t come across as a joke, instead of something scary looking.  Even the candy section seemed blah, with very few actual Halloween items available.  The only one that I found was some gummy body parts, and half of them were melted/smashed so you couldn’t even tell what part it was.  I’m thankful to have lived during a time where Halloween was great.  If I had kids today, I would feel sorry for them, since Halloween just isn’t the same anymore.  Plus the costumes for girls are borderline whorish in their design.  No wonder teenage girls are getting pregnant at an earlier age.  Okay, rant over.  lol

      • lauriedawn1
        Old Man
        Comments: 3

        Yes, costumes are getting out of hand even for young girls. Thankfully my 3 girls want to be a bloody surgeon, a zombie cowgirl, and Princess Mononoke. My youngest said to me “Mama I want to be something super bloody, not a stupid princess!” YES! Super happy about Princess Mononoke too, that’s the oldest and I’m soo happy she’s more into anime than boy bands.

  • wetman
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 69

    Christmasee BETTER make an appearance in these videos or Phelan Reviews Horror Movies The Show/Not Serious Review Show On The Internet is RUINED!

  • Feldon
    Feldon
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Put onto DVD.

     

    Really hoping to see more of these before Halloween is up.

  • Brundlefly
    Brundlefly
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    I’m loving this Halloweenie thing/guy. You should do a svengoolie typle show, that way you can review Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. also known as Kabuki Cop.

  • Denver
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    His mouth dosent  move, i dont think thats a real skull. do skulls really blink like that because mine dosnt. My Halloween is ruined  thanks Halloweenie

  • Exerzet
    Exerzet
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    I love this segment. The first halloweenie was so-and-so, but in this one you’ve finally found your element. I eagerly await the next installment ^_^

  • Count Montivan
    Count Montivan
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 6

    Wanted to say I think these are really funny. Seriously, the repeated smash cuts are so much fun.

  • elaurino
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 7

    Bahahahahahhahah! Halloweenie is just AMAZING! Where ever did those producers dig him up, anyway?