

Baywatching: Beauty and the Beast
Mitch von Malibu fights a mutant alligator(?)! Meanwhile, a photo shoot.


Mitch von Malibu fights a mutant alligator(?)! Meanwhile, a photo shoot.
Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos.
When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo’s head on […]
Whatever you think A Karate Christmas Miracle is, you aren’t ready.
So much of the story of Tyra Banks as a Barbie was left untold, which is why 20 years later we needed this sequel. Evequality!
KISS, a band with superpowers, must fight evil robots of themselves after a vengeful theme park employee has had enough. This somehow happened. My friends from the Quantum Leap Podcast join me to figure out what we just watched.
Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.
The show does another hasty rewrite (?), sweat is stolen (?), and we celebrate (?) the return of a beloved (?) first season character. The demon overlord Phoebe plots her vengeance.
Dark Harry makes Macy a romantic dinner while her sisters sing karaoke and get into bar fights; meanwhile Boxer Boy continues his transformation into Galvin 2.0. Phelan and I argue for way too long about whitelighter rules.