Welp, it was a bad run, but it’s time for CHWAV to come to a close. Charmed 2018 is just too awful. See you on Charmed Rewind, folks!
Harry’s son dies and he’s pretty indifferent about it, because he must steal the soul of a little chocolate stealing boy who is related to him in some fashion, because he wants to be mortal, which Macy talks to her ghost mom about, after a quick detour with Maggie and two other time wasting ghosts. […]
Things seem too good to be true because things are actually happening on Charmed, which is how we know it will all be reversed by the end.
A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out?
Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan’s past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.
Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot’s reboot!