A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out?
Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan’s past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.
In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. He is the ice cream man.
Grandma Ghost! Dark Leo! Baby voice Halliwells! 98 Degrees! Will Chris get a Wiccaning or will the girls be mental children forever? The stakes have never been lower! Mom comes back too but that’s not important.
It’s Halloween in July as the Charmed Ones complain, haunt reporters with traumatizing pasts, and turn people in rats. Billie has a back story that they ignore.
A government-created demon virus is sweeping the magical world, but Piper wants a vacation and Phoebe wants a break from dates. We are introduced to Margoyle, the Charmed Ones greatest enemy.