Baywatch Nights decided in season 2 it would just be The X-Files. Why? Well, that’s a good question.
Logan is directing a Jaws ripoff when things go horribly wrong. By the way, Logan is a director now.
In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out?
Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan’s past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Blockbuster did a makeup palette and I got in on it! Also I watch a creepy training video from 1990 featuring a weirdo stalker on a television set.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
In 2011, supermodel Tyra Banks wrote a self-insert young adult novel about a…dystopian fashion world or…something? The result was completely insane, which I in turn spent nearly a year reading. Here is my descent into madness, abridged to just the parts where I might have been funny or insightful* *citation needed
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
