The Charmed Reboot is a Mess (Season One)
Today we begin a deep dive into the 2018 Charmed Reboot. True to Charmed of old, it’s a complete mess.
Today we begin a deep dive into the 2018 Charmed Reboot. True to Charmed of old, it’s a complete mess.
Lazy Leo eats chips. There’s a plot about the seven deadly sins in this episode also.
Phoebe’s dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said “and then there were two.”
Prue and Cole go back to the old west to hate flirt and maybe save Phoebe if there’s time.
David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess.
Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
It’s the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One’s greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug.
When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole’s Sears portrait.
Piper becomes a vicious monster. Later, she also becomes a wendigo.
It’s the end of the OG era as we discuss Charmed’s final season (in comic form!).