Better than Hostel? That’s not saying much.
Jumanji? Nah let’s play the knock off killer board game!
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
Such a clever little rip off title, THAT makes this good right?
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevent? You betcha!
The plague of this film is certainly one which cannot be explained.
Will Benzaie and Phelous survive a french horror movie about neanderthals stealing women in order to reproduce?
A prison haunted by silly effects and lackluster storylines.
Making the main cast females will improve this right? RIGHT!?