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Oh God, why?!
This movie makes my brain hurt. It should be a PSA for “how not to suck at writing a script”…great review by the way Phelous but for the love of God please tell me there’s no more Pulse movies?
I need more Red tape.
Wow…..that made NO sense at all. Now I got a headache, cause I actually tried to understand this…..Guess that’s not what the makers of Pulse 3 had in mind..
Hillarious as always Phelous. The Silent Hill 2 reference, the suicide and I gotta shotgun part and Joe’s cameo were all awesome.
Well….atleast you are done with Pulse…right? RIGHT!?
Of course Pulse is over. They never made another period. How can you carry on after you destroy the Internet ghosts?
Amazing review, laughed my ass off from beginning to end. Always love when its questionable if they had humans write the movie or monkeys.
You know what occurred to me? It would be awesome for you to review Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies now hehe
Ya baby! INSERT! INSERT! My shit had it’s face downloaded. Don’t want to tell you what I had to go threw last week.
The script was written by a diapered monkey. THATS WHY!
Thumbs up red car, lol.
You know… the who;e red suit thing reminds me of the ninja power rangers crap… I thought it was pretty freakin’ hilarious
LOL, I JUST HAD TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT TO SAY THIS, Adam in the movie is the same actor who played Shawn hunter in boy meets world XD
The internet ghost of a record player!
…how do you face-download that which does not have a face? And was it actually playing that song in the movie?
Hm.. I just commented wrong post, god i’m stupid.
10:36 WTF? A cgi stunt double!
This is the funniest review I’ve watched so far! The “Insert” part had me in stitches! I’m sold. Great review as usual!
i dare say the girl is even more of a stupid shit than her mother
There’s really nothing more infuriating than a complete imbecile who thinks they’re smart and everything they do is right, and no amount of reason or logic can persuade them otherwise. Unless it’s a screenwriter who writes such a character and makes them their hero whom the audience is supposed to root for.