How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
I try to get out of reviewer limbo while surviving the last of the Phantasm sequels.
Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.
In part one of the Halloween special, I try to figure out just what the hell Phantasm is about.
David Hasselhoff fights off giant black CGI snakes which claim to be anacondas.
The film of many surprises… for a monkey.
I take on the movie that started it all. But can I survive it?
The Anaconda has been framed but who did it!? The silly singer, the ice cubes, or the power legs?