BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!… of the Dead, which sinks to all new lows when it actually tries to be funny!
House of the Dead Funny Version
BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!… of the Dead, which sinks to all new lows when it actually tries to be funny!
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phelous you are the man
FUNNY GAMES!!! Not really… great video though. Loved the laugh track with you eating. I couldn’t breath man! I just couldn’t breath! So I’m guesssing this is the last episode on the “Phelous Who” story arc? I don’t know A THING about Doctor Who in the first place, but still, I’m gonna miss it. So where did you get the ringtone? I’d like to know! Not really. ***Fart-Noise*** Nevermind.
Was the Man-O-Meter measuring manliness? How is climbing onto a boat the highest rating?
Did Uwe Boll refer to himself as “Dr. Boll” on the commentary? Dear lord, he doesn’t actually have a doctorate in anything, does he? I had heard he takes phone calls during commentaries, but jeez. Did he ever do any commentary about the movie, or was it all phone calls, descriptions of his drinks, and blaming people?
I thought it was pretty funny that the writer thought paintball would teach the actresses the “proper” way to kill zombies.
Thanks for showing Clint Howard go on and on about titties. Aaaaaaaaagh…
Loved the “Whaaaat the fuck?” clip from Skinned Deep. So appropriate. 🙂
Yes, he’s a profesor… Of being an idiot! Ooh, faced!
Uh, I’m sorry…
Okay, I totally forgive you for Clint Howard by adding “da da da da” into the outro. 😀
Yeah he actually has a doctorate in German literature…
But yeah when he’s not taking phone calls or drinking something or telling us he’s got more emails he says what a good movie House of the Dead was.
I’m sure Mr. Pop-Up Writer only wrote lame, safe pop-ups because he desperately wanted to have something he wrote on a movie DVD (as Boll would’ve dumped it if it were really insulting with no one the wiser). Sell-out.
If we’re going by old Doctor Who serials and this was Part 4, does that mean we’re in for one more House of the Dead funfest? I sure hope so, I’m digging this Who stuff.
Well they were usually 4 or 6 but this concludes House of the Dead.
Oh, I must’ve averaged them out automatically in my head by mistake, whoops.
And oh, well, that’s okay. Probably a good thing, you can move onto different stuff. Four seems like a good max. number to devote to a series of sequels or related movies, like with Anaconda. Something like the Pulse motif started to get old after we got into the greenscreen-sequels.
wow phelous.. just wow..
I can’t imagine how you do it! but your amazing for it..
sitting there and watching this piece of shit! I know I blow my head off after watching 5 minute of it!
wtf was with the fish scene that was just stupid
Wow, just wow, I’ve never heard such a terrible german accent in my life.
And I am german. It just hurts.
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. DUH DUH DUH DUUUHHHH CURIEN!!!
Just to clarify, I of course mean Boll’s english.. to me as a german he sounds like.. I actually have no idea what he sounds like.. does he always sound like this, when he speaks or at least try to speak english?
Edit: Dear Lord, he does.. and I thought his movies were bad..
Calling this the “Funny Version” is as accurate as calling the original House of the Dead film the “Good Version.” Don’t you hate it when movie titles lie to you? I wonder if it’s possible to sue Boll for false advertising… I’m sure any sane judge after just one viewing of this movie would immediately rule in your favor.
Calling this the “Funny Version” is as accurate as calling the original House of the Dead film the “Good Version.” Don’t you hate it when movie titles lie to you? I wonder if it’s possible to sue Boll for false advertising… I’m sure any sane judge after just one viewing of this movie would immediately rule in your favor.
(Double post, apparently. You know, come to think of it, just add in a few fart jokes and call this version of my post “the Funny Version”)
I’m reading it now with the fart noises and dying of laughter! LITERALLY… ummm… *dies*
Congrats Markseth, now Phelous can’t even survive the comments section. 👿
Wow Good job on that review, it was amazing.
Also how did you come up with all those funny stuff?
It almost look like you stole them from some experimented directors of movies.
Like that rewind, wow never laugh that hard before.
But I see one downside in your review…. there was not enough fart noise.
EVERYONE love farts
Fart noises = high brow humor which a dumb idiot like me doesn’t quite get.
Then I must be REALLY dumb; I don’t get it at all! XD Nice touch with the DS in the beginning. I’m sure the movie sucked (as always), but your review was hilarious (as always)!
Never in my life have I seen a movie that is part YouTube poop and part satire of Michael Jackson’s This is It. Of all the crappy movies in the world, this one takes the cake. Give me Garbage Pail Kids and North in a double bill theatricle re-release any day, but not this movie. Anyway, great review and at least you were more hilarious then this “funny version.” Oye!
P.S. Two months ago, I completed my Freddy’s Revenge review with your part in. Didn’t know if you caught it or not, but thought you ought to know.
PM me a link. I’m interested. I like Freddy’s Revenge.
By the way, Phelous you definitely did something wrong because your Funny version was actually funny.
That was so funny and horrible at the same time, I think it gave me a tumor. I was about turn this off after the “pointless conversation”….why did I have to see it…..WHY? (<----It's totally NECESSARY to this point out!) You owe me a mind wipe, Phelous! Although, I bet this "funny version" idea would work better if..ANYONE else tried it....yes, even Eli Roth. That Hasslehoff vid was IN the movie? hjkg,nzdfcjvnkfd House of the Dead Survival Guide: DON'T watch this Boll of rotten rat testicles
Good to know Uwe Boll is still as insane as ever, I was fearing he started living in the same world as us when he finally admit that his earlier films are shitty, but then he call Postal and In the Name of the King as the best movies of the last 10 years. I remember watching In the Name of the King with a bunch of people, including my usual shitty film partner and a guy who like anything as long as there’s a least one fight scene, and I am the only one who made it to the end, all the other left or passed out. I can’t believe how much of a douche he is, trying to pass the blame of his failure on the actors, who really did the best they could given the shitfest they were in. Anyway, keep up the good work Phelous, you’re one of my favorite internet reviewer.
Great stuff Phelous, but too many commercials. Doug had a good thing, you’ve all signed on for the forced commercial before and after. Ciao, thanks for the ride, been watching for a couple years, from a fellow Canadian, but won’t be logging in anymore. Good luck!
Mhmmm a couple ads… yeah really a lot to ask there… I’m so sorry.
Heaven forbid anyone tries to make money on the work they do.
this is so unfunny it’s painful.you’re a tougher man than me for sitting through that garbage phelous
That clip from Skinned Deep was much funnier than this entire “Funny version”…
The Hasslehoff videos! They’re killing me!
The irony that the original version was about 10 times funnier (albeit unintentional) that the “Funyy version” is really quite something. In closing – DA DA DA DA~!
I always thought that “Da-da-da-dah~, Curien!” was Panda…
Will have to admit, that “Da-da-da-dah” at the end is probably my favorite part of the funny version there. Not to mention your later use of that along with the rape horn are just classic and fits about every bad movie in one form or other.
Of all people complaining about bad and/or overused jokes…
Dig your vids, by the way.
So by “funny version” Bull means… mindlessly moronic, with stupid jokes and non-jokes where he points the camera at actors who don’t give a shit and have no idea what to do, but he keeps as much footage as possible despite it being mostly crap dead air.
(though I find it kinda funny that you criticised Bull for jokes that you use all the time)