Mitch and Ryan slide into another dimension, fight some mutants, and learn about the horrors of global warming, or something.
Some space spores fall on a farm, transforming Baywatch Nights further into The X-Files than ever. Also a bunch of animals explode.
After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.
Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.
The power of voodoo is no match for Mitch’s power of apathy.
Mitch and Ryan find themselves trapped inside a haunted time travel cabin. Can Destiny’s ghost help them out???
When Ryan reads out of a demonic spellbook, she finds herself in a terrible version of The Craft.
Mitch becomes psychically connected to an alien child after being struck by lightning. Adidas.
Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh…fetus transference?? Look it’s bad. It’s really bad.
