Can’t anyone wake themselves up to act in this Uwe Boll masterpiece?
Aladdin… just another stupid lamp film.
If you ever wanted to see a dog swallow a cat whole, this is your film!
In the review of the 2nd Conquest episode we learn that while they might have messed Scorpion’s backstory up, they got Sub-Zero SPOT ON!
It’s the finale of Tender Loving Care and we finally find out who’s truly insane. The people driven nuts by actually finishing this “game”.
If annoying shakey cam movies shot in the dark with the intention to make you ill are your thing, IT’S SEVENTH MOON!
Katherine is the time traveling spirit of Jody, the dog tells Michael to pull it’s finger while his boss at the penis farm eats his ribs and Allison starts to lose it. NOT the Allison in the “game”.
In the 1st episode of Konquest Kung Lao decides hats are for losers and Scoprion is an actual scorpion.
In this session of the non stop thrill ride that is Tender Loving Care we discovered Jody became a zombie at the penis farm and likes dogs that conduct naked therapy.
Phelan and Allison continue the super exciting journey of John Hurt touching himself and discovering his bowel problems.