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The Christmas Elves (Golden Films)

by Phelous | December 23, 2022

Golden Film’s take on The Elves and the Shoemaker goes about as well as you’d expect. Also Santa is a monster.

No Comments
Christmas,golden films

Wizard of Oz (Goodtimes)

by Phelous | March 19, 2021

The land of Oz has never been so underwhelming! Get ready for Goodtimes and Golden Films to show you the truth of what lies somewhere over the rainbow!

2 Comments
animation,golden films,goodtimes,wizard of oz

Pocahontas (Golden Films)

by Phelous | September 14, 2018

This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men.

9 Comments
animation,golden films,Pocahontas

Aladdin (Goodtimes)

by Phelous | April 6, 2018

Aladdin gets some jewels and a genie so that he buy love. This Aladdin sounds pretty familiar…

11 Comments
Aladdin,animation,golden films,goodtimes

Little Angels: The Brightest Christmas

by Phelous | December 8, 2017

The Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle!

13 Comments
animation,Christmas,golden films,goodtimes

Anastasia (Golden Films) – Phelous

by Phelous | February 17, 2017

Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!

32 Comments
animation,golden films,Anastasia

Miracle in Toyland

by Phelous | December 7, 2016

Jessie is a little brat that needs to be taught a lesson by toys coming life to life. His dad is also a jerk and needs saving by toys. It’s truly a Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas.

36 Comments
animation,Christmas,golden films,goodtimes

The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)

by Phelous | August 5, 2016

This is probably Goodtimes/Golden Films most blatant Disney rip off as far as the plots in these cash in flicks go.

50 Comments
animation,Little Mermaid,golden films,goodtimes

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films)

by Phelous | May 4, 2016

Talking musical instruments and a handsome hunchback. How this story was truly intended.

52 Comments
animation,golden films,Hunchback of Notre Dame

Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2

by Phelous | September 11, 2014

The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid.

22 Comments
animation,Beauty and the Beast,golden films,old man
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