The Christmas Elves (Golden Films)
Golden Film’s take on The Elves and the Shoemaker goes about as well as you’d expect. Also Santa is a monster.
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Wizard of Oz (Goodtimes)
The land of Oz has never been so underwhelming! Get ready for Goodtimes and Golden Films to show you the truth of what lies somewhere over the rainbow!
Pocahontas (Golden Films)
This is a story about 2 birds and a talking canoe… Pocahontas also shows up and falls in love with 2 men.
Aladdin (Goodtimes)
Aladdin gets some jewels and a genie so that he buy love. This Aladdin sounds pretty familiar…
Little Angels: The Brightest Christmas
The Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle!
Anastasia (Golden Films) – Phelous
Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!
Miracle in Toyland
Jessie is a little brat that needs to be taught a lesson by toys coming life to life. His dad is also a jerk and needs saving by toys. It’s truly a Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas.
The Little Mermaid (GoodTimes)
This is probably Goodtimes/Golden Films most blatant Disney rip off as far as the plots in these cash in flicks go.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films)
Talking musical instruments and a handsome hunchback. How this story was truly intended.
Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2
The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid.