Your Mortal Kombat review is MINE! I go over the positives and negatives of the original Mortal Kombat film.
To review both the remake and original will take 2 reviewers. Not really but it’s a crossover anyway with Obscurus Lupa!
The 2003 TMNT meet up with an awful parody of the 1987 TMNT!
A movie that tries to be a mystery despite only giving you one believable suspect and drags everything it does out TO THE MAX! But it DOES have Katherine Heigl as the opening kill.
Octopus 2 has a yellow eyed demon harbor patrol cop who takes over the body of an octopus to get revenge on his partner who left him to die and a little old and and her stupid dog called Mozart.
Octopus is a movie that is about a terrorist being transported on a nuclear submarine. With a giant mutant octopus from toxic waste cameo.
Allison & Phelan try some good things like japanese KitKats and Pitch Black but then oyster omelet chips. Then they create hate soda.
Obscurus Lupa & Phelous take a look at Birdemic creator, James Nguyen’s 1st movie about perfect virtual realities and internet ghosts.
Doug and Phelan discuss how they plan to make a new series called Doug and the Pencil Sharpener while their crossover plays in the background.
Hostel 3 really changes up the Hostel plot and was a complete and wonderful surprise. Phelous loves it about as much as writing about himself in the 3rd person.