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Theodore Tugboat: Lost Episode

by Phelous | October 14, 2022

Every series needs a lost episode that makes no sense, is cursed, and ends up being sold at a yard sale. This is Theodore’s Bad Day!

1 Comment
old man,creepypasta

Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin (Goodtimes)

by Phelous | July 22, 2022

Taking a look at Goodtimes’ completely useless promo/compilation VHS that features, Aladdin, Sinbad, Greedy Humpty Dumpty, Beauty and the Beast, The 3 Musketeers and A Coach for Cinderella!

1 Comment
Aladdin,animation,Beauty and the Beast,goodtimes,old man

Beauty and the Beast (Dingo Pictures) – Phelous

by Phelous | June 19, 2020

Old Man enters the Dingo Cinematic Universe and has to deal with Wabuu and selling his daughter to The Beast!

12 Comments
animation,Beauty and the Beast,Dingo Pictures,old man,Wabuu

The Scariest Story in the Universe

by Phelous | April 1, 2019

Old Man has really done it this time! There is no story out there which is more terrifying than this one! Based on a True Video Game!

4 Comments
April Fools,Silent Hill,old man

Super Mario World: I HATE YOU – Old Man Reads Creepypastas

by Phelous | October 31, 2018

Old Man is back with a scary Super Mario story! This isn’t a haunted game though! It’s a silly made up story about a hidden evil level that’s apparently in Mario World.

7 Comments
Super Mario,old man

Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield)

by Phelous | March 17, 2017

A telling of Beauty and the Beast so painful that you’d think it came from Dingo Pictures but, NOPE! It’s a British production by Bevanfield Pictures who somehow managed to get some real actors like Christopher Lee! (This is also where the ugly guy came from.)

24 Comments
animation,Beauty and the Beast,old man,bevanfield

The Christmas Tree

by Phelous | December 21, 2016

Horrid animation for a horrid holiday special! Some tree loving orphans have to deal with Mrs. Mavilda, who loves losing money given to her by… Old Mayor!? Also Santa might be Jesus.

39 Comments
Christmas,goodtimes,old man

Sonic 2: Genocide City – Old Man Reads Creepypastas

by Phelous | November 4, 2016

Old Man takes a trip to the creepiest zone from the beta of Sonic 2: Genocide City Zone! Which had a silly story written about it…

20 Comments
Sonic,old man

Jeff the Killer – Old Man Reads Creepypastas

by Phelous | July 27, 2016

Old Man must tell the story of a boy who is disfigured, has his skin bleached and has a smile carved into his face: The Joker!… err Jeff the Killer!

40 Comments
old man,creepypasta,joker

Cinderella (GoodTimes)

by Phelous | July 12, 2016

The Goodtimes/Jetlag version of the tale where identification via fragile footwear is better than someone’s face.

25 Comments
goodtimes,old man,Jetlag
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