Tiny Bangs Phoebe does Cole a big favor by telling him to move on and go to Hell, please. Bruce Campbell wonders why he’s here.
Phoebe’s dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said “and then there were two.”
David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess.
A Yugoslavian werewolf hitches a ride on a truck to Santa Monica and it’s gonna take Hasselhoff’s wife, Ryan’s overalls, and a young Ian Bohen to stop it!
This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
Two ancient Vikings are unfrozen and start fighting. Luckily, Mitch Buchannon is suddenly a Viking expert!
Mitch and Ryan slide into another dimension, fight some mutants, and learn about the horrors of global warming, or something.
Some space spores fall on a farm, transforming Baywatch Nights further into The X-Files than ever. Also a bunch of animals explode.
After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.
