The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Tremors concludes (?) the series with their most Jurassic Park-y adventure yet. Napoleon Dynamite joins Burt and Phelan joins me as we see how this movie panned out.
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.
Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot’s reboot!
The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan.
It’s the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn’t anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove.
Let’s Do the Reboot Again as Charmed once more tries to revamp its image, except this time there’s a pandemic. Storylines will be hastily wrapped up. Large groups of invisible magic black market dealers won’t be seen. Mel will make dumb decisions.
Newmie takes on a pack rat that’s stealing everyone’s stuff! Meanwhile, Cody gets gold fever and almost kills himself.
Vance Duke will do anything to merge two clothing companies, even create an imposter. Donna invests in a gym I guess.
Kaye’s dead surfer friend, Stephanie’s cancer, and Caroline and Logan’s rocky relationship all compete to see which can be the most depressing plot!