In the season one finale, a thinly-veiled version of the Beach Boys is under attack by explosive instruments. Meanwhile, Donna can’t figure out how to get to shore.
A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out?
Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan’s past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile.
Blockbuster did a makeup palette and I got in on it! Also I watch a creepy training video from 1990 featuring a weirdo stalker on a television set.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
In 2011, supermodel Tyra Banks wrote a self-insert young adult novel about a…dystopian fashion world or…something? The result was completely insane, which I in turn spent nearly a year reading. Here is my descent into madness, abridged to just the parts where I might have been funny or insightful* *citation needed
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Tremors concludes (?) the series with their most Jurassic Park-y adventure yet. Napoleon Dynamite joins Burt and Phelan joins me as we see how this movie panned out.
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.