Tension rises when Ryan’s troublesome sister comes to town. Mitch is at war between being a good detective and being a creep.
Abigail returns to audible groans, Maggie helps out scum of the earth Jordan, and Mel has some bonding time with their dad. Harry appears to have taken a dumb dumb potion.
In the sequel no one was asking for, that country singer from season 4 returns to save some horses on a ranch. Meanwhile, Mitch and his new girlfriend witness a murder.
Baywatch Nights returns from a mid-season break with their first retool and some hot new cast members! A middling story ensues.
Charmed Dad isn’t as dead as the girls thought, Macy goes on a date with her own daddy of the sugar kind, and Jordan continues to bring about equal parts disgust and apathy. Phelan and I delve into why this season is so disappointing but mostly make jokes .2% of the audience will get.
Mitch von Malibu fights a mutant alligator(?)! Meanwhile, a photo shoot.
Watch out, everyone, sexism is over! When Prue is turned into a man, the Cranberries help her understand how the other half lives. A creepy sweaty Alyssa Milano fetishist cameos.
When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo’s head on […]
Whatever you think A Karate Christmas Miracle is, you aren’t ready.
