Blockbuster did a makeup palette and I got in on it! Also I watch a creepy training video from 1990 featuring a weirdo stalker on a television set.
Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can’t meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment.
In 2011, supermodel Tyra Banks wrote a self-insert young adult novel about a…dystopian fashion world or…something? The result was completely insane, which I in turn spent nearly a year reading. Here is my descent into madness, abridged to just the parts where I might have been funny or insightful* *citation needed
The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode.
The anagram for “solve” is “we hated this episode.”
Tremors concludes (?) the series with their most Jurassic Park-y adventure yet. Napoleon Dynamite joins Burt and Phelan joins me as we see how this movie panned out.
Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational.
Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot’s reboot!
The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan.
It’s the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn’t anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove.
