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Baywatching Nights: Ascension
This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
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This is the worst episode of Baywatch Nights, bar none.
Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.
This is one of the most baffling movies we’ve ever seen.
Remember that time the Enterprise crew battled against a bunch of…y’know?
Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.
Caroline helps an orphan with the assistance of a ghost. Meanwhile, Neely’s ex-husband comes to town.
Mitch and Ryan become trapped in an evil virtual reality D&D game. Just like Myst!
In the year 2000, Disney made a musical starring Drew Carey and many Whose Line is it Anyway jokes were born.