The Viewers have decided: we’re gonna see Die Hard in a Mall starring Cynthia Rothrock and Stacy Keach!
Let’s watch some Mary-Kate and Ashley while exploring Glamlite’s pizza themed eyeshadow palette! I create, dare I say, the Kwanzaa Cake of makeup videos?
It’s snoozes aplenty when a cult comes to town and Harry becomes a super old man, who is normal. Can the girls save him before he turns into oatmeal?
Ernest goes snowboarding! Corey Haim and Brigitte Nielsen also like paychecks. Kaylyn and I check out possibly the worst comedy we’ve ever seen.
Mel wears gold lamé and dropkicks Charity like a straight white male. Meanwhile, we find out just what’s part of a Charmed One’s balanced breakfast.
Before Baywatch, there was Lifeguard! And it features a very familiar face.
Mel and Maggie switch bodies, Parker considers switching from guitar to ukulele, and Macy forgets to tell Galvin that Jumanji is off.
Macy brings her favorite TV characters to life and I desperately try to think of an appropriate episode title that doesn’t relate to Maggie’s, er…enLIGHTening situation.
Maggie begins her transformation into full Phoebe One, Mel snoozes through the ep, and Macy and Galvin see a Miss Cleo about a dolphin.
It’s yuks aplenty with Superman 3, the most slapsticky sequel yet!