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Baywatching Nights: Rendezvous

by Obscurus Lupa | February 9, 2021

It’s the return of Pebbles Runkin! Get ready to listen to intel for a million years. Also, Donna dances very badly.

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Baywatching Nights: Epilogue

by Obscurus Lupa | November 30, 2020

Carmen Electra stops by for a terrible Griff plot involving a trust fund murder, I guess.

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Baywatching: Forbidden Paradise

by Obscurus Lupa | November 27, 2020

The Baywatch crew goes to Hawaii in Baywatch: the Movie! Bikinis are worn. Mitch hits on people. Cliffs are fallen off of.

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Baywatching Nights: Vengeance

by Obscurus Lupa | November 22, 2020

The show remembers Garner exists just as a convict escapes with plans to get vengeance on the people who put him away, which includes Garner, who, as I said, the show just remembered.

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Baywatching: Lost and Found

by Obscurus Lupa | November 19, 2020

It’s a very special Baywatch about wheelchair accessibility, Vietnam, and Cody’s abs.

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Baywatching: Sail Away

by Obscurus Lupa | August 25, 2020

Will Mitch finally adopt Hobie 3, who we all forgot about? Meanwhile, a boat race I guess. Ryan stops by.

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Baywatching Nights: Code of Silence

by Obscurus Lupa | August 21, 2020

Mitch fights the yakuza and becomes an honorary samurai. Meanwhile, Donna takes care of jerks at the bar.

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Baywatching Nights: The Curator

by Obscurus Lupa | August 14, 2020

Caroline stops by to be kidnapped and added to a crazy person’s human collection. Y’know, the usual.

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Baywatching Nights: Thief in the Night

by Obscurus Lupa | August 9, 2020

Mitch falls in love with a cat burglar while an above average number of models check him out. Ryan squishes a bagel on his shirt.

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Baywatching: Freefall

by Obscurus Lupa | June 30, 2020

Mitch dies! It’s one of Baywatch’s messiest episodes.

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