I have the scripts for nine episodes of Baywatch Nights, so let’s take a look at them and see if we can figure out just what the hell happened!
Mitch is possessed by the devil! Can Stephanie’s ghost save him??
David Hasselhoff filmed a German mini series about the Three Musketeers in modern day, which was then edited into a 90 minute English language film that was only released on VHS. The result is, of course, a masterpiece.
Caroline is sued for being a bad lifeguard. Cody must choose between baby or bike.
Our heroes uncover an alien conspiracy to take over the world. Mitch doesn’t care.
Our lifeguard pals must stop a deadly strain of cholera from poisoning the water supply. Also, exhibitionist rights.
A Yugoslavian werewolf hitches a ride on a truck to Santa Monica and it’s gonna take Hasselhoff’s wife, Ryan’s overalls, and a young Ian Bohen to stop it!
Mitch and Samantha are together now, I guess. Also Manny was in a gang.
