Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys.
Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief.
The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy?
Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences.
The Charmed Ones’ dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside.
Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas.
The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess?
When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole’s Sears portrait.
When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated.
It’s the end of the OG era as we discuss Charmed’s final season (in comic form!).
