Harry has absolutely no luck at all, Macy doesn’t check her Black Eyed Privilege, the villains get wiped out super easy, and Phelan wonders why Parker doesn’t just turn into a frog and hop over a ring of fire.

The Charmed Ones are just as good as ever when all of the Elders are killed, also Ghost Mom displays clear favoritism by not getting Macy a cool weapon. But to be fair, Macy completely loses it over almond milk.

Parker turns into Magnum PI, Alastair transforms into a third rate magician, and Niko becomes Bizarro Darryl. Put on your amazing sequin body suit and place your bets as to who will make it to the finale.

Can you drink a Galvin of root beer? What cases go to Small Claims Whitelighter Court? What do you do about Bugle Fingers? These questions and more are brought up but may never be answered.

It’s snoozes aplenty when a cult comes to town and Harry becomes a super old man, who is normal. Can the girls save him before he turns into oatmeal?

Mel wears gold lamé and dropkicks Charity like a straight white male. Meanwhile, we find out just what’s part of a Charmed One’s balanced breakfast.

Mel and Maggie switch bodies, Parker considers switching from guitar to ukulele, and Macy forgets to tell Galvin that Jumanji is off.

Macy brings her favorite TV characters to life and I desperately try to think of an appropriate episode title that doesn’t relate to Maggie’s, er…enLIGHTening situation.

Maggie begins her transformation into full Phoebe One, Mel snoozes through the ep, and Macy and Galvin see a Miss Cleo about a dolphin.

Macy digs for answers to her (dead) past and meets the K-Mart-keeper, Maggie goes to a party and orders some margs, and Harry is sad because he didn’t have a cooler son. But perhaps the biggest twist of all…Lucy is a sleeper agent!