It’s super knock-off time as the Charmed Ones just do Pirates of the Caribbean. We are also introduced to our newest teen heartthrob: old man pirate Captain Blackjack Cutting.
The Charmed Ones step into the ring with some demonic WCW wrestlers, Piper steals souls, and Ron Perlman rips off Phantasm.
How far back can we rewind? How about to the Unaired Pilot? Join us as we go back to the beginning and learn about generic 90s men in sweaters, Darryl with a personality, and the Phoebe before Phoebe.
Just in time for Father’s Day, let’s celebrate the episode of Charmed where the girls go to the 60s and must ensure that their grandmother becomes a man-hating hag. Groovy baby!
It’s time for the first Charmed Rewind! Patreon voted, and the winner was that one time Phoebe turned into a mermaid and complained a lot. Thanks, Colebama!
Uhh is it possible to be TOO much like OG Charmed? They’re taking us back to the series finale with bad time travel, forgetting their own continuity, and, of course, taking a good idea and making it stupid. It’s the season finale of season 1!
Harry has absolutely no luck at all, Macy doesn’t check her Black Eyed Privilege, the villains get wiped out super easy, and Phelan wonders why Parker doesn’t just turn into a frog and hop over a ring of fire.
The Charmed Ones are just as good as ever when all of the Elders are killed, also Ghost Mom displays clear favoritism by not getting Macy a cool weapon. But to be fair, Macy completely loses it over almond milk.
Parker turns into Magnum PI, Alastair transforms into a third rate magician, and Niko becomes Bizarro Darryl. Put on your amazing sequin body suit and place your bets as to who will make it to the finale.
Can you drink a Galvin of root beer? What cases go to Small Claims Whitelighter Court? What do you do about Bugle Fingers? These questions and more are brought up but may never be answered.