Piper is sent to JAIL. Phoebe puts on lip liner.
Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.
Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who’s just minding his own business.
The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing.
The Charmed Ones complain for 45 minutes while an Alice in Wonderland themed plot happens in the background.
You asked for it, so here it is. My reviews for all 8 seasons of the original Charmed, plus their two comic seasons. Enjoy!
Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather.
Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work.
Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress.
It’s the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same.
