Phelous returns to the damned Silent Hill film to finish what he started.
The ALMOST sequel in the HOUSE!!! … of the Dead.
How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.
David Hasselhoff fights off giant black CGI snakes which claim to be anacondas.
The film of many surprises… for a monkey.
The Anaconda has been framed but who did it!? The silly singer, the ice cubes, or the power legs?
Phelous is put on the case of why this movie was delayed for 4 years.