• fpsbcheezit
    Comments: 10

    Oh boy. An early Christmas present… yaaaaay… that was sarcasm.

    Comments: 14

    Did Doug do the scream at 18:05 ?
    It was probably planned to make ending so incomprehensible
    you can’t pick at something when you have no idea what’s going on

  • WPB
    Comments: 19

    I think this movie makes more sense if you just assume it’s a Christmas-themed remake of Monster-A-Go-Go, and the woman at the end is insane.

    And “FUCK, SHIT, FUCK!” is an awesome catch phrase.

  • MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    Maybe they had lightning and it didn’t pick it up…or they felt that there was enough and didn’t bother looking at the footage until it was time to edit. Lol amateur directors…

    Raiden! It’s been a while! My, how your beard grown! 😀

  • watho
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    It all makes sense if you look at it from a different direction. Satan Claus was really darth Vaders penguin giraf honey camera… (I totally didn’t look at random items in my room)

  • Aural Aurum
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 46

    “Garbage Day!” *Bang*

    “Merry Christmas!” *Stab*

    “Garbage Day!” *Bang*

    “Merry Christmas!” *Stab*


    You’re welcome, YTMND viewers.

  • thedeadhalo
    Comments: 69

    Wheres santa christ when you need him?!?!

  • Darth Revan
    Darth Revan
    Comments: 14

    did anyone ever say lets birighten it to were we can see? im guessing they made it all dark because of the CHEAP ASS WALLPAPER they used in this movie…. also HES A ZOMBIE!!!! AND MY PROTECTIVE SHEILD DIDNT WORK

  • Dejablue
    Comments: 65

    I wonder if the reason this movie was so dark was for artsy fartsy purposes.

    Meh I doubt it.


    Anyway obligatory “Fuck! Fuck shit fuck!”

  • Weirdperson31
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    She may have committed those other murders to throw suspicion off of her when she finally did kill her boyfriend.
    The DC Sniper did that so no one would suspect him when he murdered his ex-wife. It didn’t work for him either, though.

  • ggbhtg
    Comments: 68

    Now THIS is pod racing.

  • aspire77
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    er..Phelous? the couch is on fire.

  • LustfulMind
    Comments: 13

    It’s almost that,except with an extremely shitty camera and crappy lighting and no Bruce Campbell.Which makes this movie awful then.

  • ZomBrad
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    FUCK!  FUCK SHIT-fuck!!!  That was weird….as soon as I went to comment I stubbed my toe…



  • Filby
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Woah, woah, wait. Bill Clinton? This movie was made in 1996?! I’ve seen ’70s Z-grade exploitation flicks that had better film quality than this piece of garbage!

  • RoperFDF
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 20

    what’s the deal with the little green dude you keep sneaking into your pictures? And why isn’t he around anymore?

  • keelinas
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    Wish you a merry christmas

  • turbowolf7
    Prodigy Pet Gym Leader
    Comments: 121

    I’m santa cage! dammit!!! if johnny cage was the killer (the mortal komedy one) i’d be entertained by this movie. luckily ii have phelous to entertain me, huzzah, dammit!!!!

  • Investigamer
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Excellent review as always. But hot damn, next time you review a movie directed by someone who has no idea what ISO/shutter speed/f-stop is… just throw on a brightness filter and bump it up. Fuck the image quality, this is just unbearable xD