31 Comments

  • Chris' Blood
    Old Man
    Comments: 1

    That seems to be the worst movie you’ve reviewed so far. Honestly, how can someone think up an idea for a movie like that? Also, good review as always.

  • Flow72
    Flow72
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    I hate this movie almost as much as Serbian Film, in fact I hate every single one of these movies that seem to think that shock value is more important than story or lkeable characters. Great review though, I honestly put my hand in front of my eyes during the baby squash scene. x)

    Hopefully the next movie you Review will be fun and cheesy again! ^.^

    • TheWhitefire
      Old Man
      Comments: 2

      There’s actually more to A Serbian Film than just shock value, but outside the cultural context of Serbia, it’s sort of lost. I think OanCitizen on TGWTG.com does a pretty good review of it.

  • RedSarah
    RedSarah
    Fighting Steffi Love
    Comments: 171

    Rod is still the best salesman ever.

  • MikeKz
    MikeKz
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    Funny review of a really stupid movie.  The summary of the movie in your end credits is pretty much all anyone needs to know about The Human Centipede 2.  The first one is not as horrible as one might think, but this sequel look like a . . . real piece of shit. 😀

    • GODCONVOYPRIME
      A Real Turtles Fighter
      Comments: 36

      Only one sound effect best describes this movie, human centipede 1 and A Serbian Film, hold I have to drink Ten gallons of milk. Oh did I mention I’m lactose intolerant?

  • JuneBug
    JuneBug
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    I have to put my hands up and admit the first Human Centipede is a guilty pleasure of mine. Mostly for the WTF-ness about it. When this movie came out, I almost saw it. Then before I could, it was out of theaters. Yeah, watching this review kinda makes me glad I missed it. Phelous, you’re my favorite reviewer on TGWTG because you were brave enough to sit through this!! 😀

  • ggbhtg
    ggbhtg
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 68

    Jeez, I didn’t realize there were so many blowjobs in horror movies, enough for a running gag. No wonder they’re “stupid surprised”. Since I watch reviews for the reviews, any laughs had’s like extra to the review SANDwich but they never disappoint. Basically, aaaaaall I’m saying is +1 to the “only TGWTG reviewer I follow weekly” thing-a-ma-jig because it’s still just that good. :V

  • MER
    MER
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 25

    More and more it appears as if Lupa and you have the same comedy style.

    Yea…I just don’t get this movie. Maybe directors giving what the audience want isn’t such a great idea..

  • IHadAShotgun
    A Real Turtles Fighter
    Comments: 26

    Just wanted to say that I discovered you a week ago, and have been tearing through your archives and enjoying every minute of it.

    Then my mind was blown when I realized that you ACTUALLY were fish in spaceship! And within minutes of getting my mind unboggled, the space channel was playing Pulse 2! Love your stuff, always fun to watch. Which is something I never thought I`d say about any Human Centipede movie.

    Love the show, love the site, love that you subsequently got me into Sad Panda and Obscurus Lupa. Thanks for everything eh!

  • IncendiaryLemon
    IncendiaryLemon
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Great Review as Always!

     

    Also question. Is there a full version of Oh Phelous 2011? I would love to hear it if there is!

  • HandsomeRatch
    HandsomeRatch
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    I don’t get why The Human Centipede got a sequel. That was such a boring movie, only the professor had his moments thanks to his AMAZING acting.

    And I might be wrong here, but I THINK the director of this movie has a thing for shit. I don’t know how or why I came to that conclusion though.

     

    This movie is just all kinds of wrong. And seriously, why did that woman crush her baby’s head? Has she gone crazy because of what she went through? Is she just a sadist? Was she that desperate to get away? Did the director just want some more unnecessary gore? Will these questions ever be answered?

  • HEB
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    Hey, nice tie.

  • aspire77
    aspire77
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 40

    aloooooot of respect to you for doing this one, Phelan, must have been hell.
    that main character though (Laurence R. Harvey is his name?), I could see him playing Oswald Cobblepot O_O

  • Dejablue
    Dejablue
    CUUUUT
    Comments: 65

    I didn’t even look at the screen this time. Just listened to it.

  • Aural Aurum
    Just might make the CUT
    Comments: 46

    Phelous, you’re beginning to pick up some of Lupa’s mannerisms. Pretty soon, the two of you will be indistinguishable from one another…joined together…ass to mouth? That was a stretch, but worth it: I am now a terrible person.

  • midnite crawler
    midnite crawler
    Old Man
    Comments: 4

    i’ve seen this movie last week, dunno how i survive. there should be a movie police, or something like that.
    also, is it just me or the music credits are missing since a pair of vidéos?

  • Darth Revan
    Darth Revan
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 14

    who the hell thought of this its like the director was drunk as hell and had this idea to say WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS SERRIOUS ABOUT THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE AND ACTUALLY TOOK PEOPLE AND MADE THEM ASS TO MOUTH (drunk buddies) HELL YEA!!!!! also who agreed to be in this didnt ANYONE say dude this is stupid why are you doing this? well by the looks of it the director payed the actors more then the setting of the movie so they cant tell him this is BS…….

  • filmdevourer
    Old Man
    Comments: 3

    Seriously, you just saved me! I had a group of people trying to convince me to go see this. I thought, “Let’s check with Phelous before I waste what will surely seem to be precious minutes when I near the end of my life.” Glad I did. I cannot believe this was THIS bad.

  • Jaimas
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 17

    “Someone Made a Chris-Chan Movie!”

    Then this switched to:

    “Fuck me, it’s Hostel all over again.”

    And then I was sad. 🙁

  • rex1983
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This film was never meant to be scary, people who talk about it always say , it sucks it’s not scary at all only gross and disgusting.

    Wel that’s because this film was never meant to be scary, it was only meant to shock people, now take a moment to reflect on what you thought about the movie did it gross you out was it uphalling to you, YES?, well then the movie did exactly what it was meant to do so is it a bad movie?

    In this aspect NO it isn’t is it bad acting wise , well yeah it is (except for the portrayal of Martin)

    But it was never meant tto be scary.

  • paintedwallpaper
    paintedwallpaper
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    Ive never been a fan of movies that are gross for gross sake.  My friend Steve often forces me to watch these films, and he makes them watchible, because we supply the fun by goofing on it.  If i had to watch this movie by myself i would be so exhausted by the end.  kudos man, i don’t envy your job in cases like this.

  • paintedwallpaper
    paintedwallpaper
    NewbieDotCom.Com
    Comments: 9

    the only reason this movie was made was because D. Tosh did a stupid review of the first one that made the film seem fun.  Then HC appeared in entertainment weekly articles and on South Park, and it gained so much popularity, i wouldn’t be suprised if a third one came out.

  • Tommy Rankin
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This video isn’t working at all. It’s probably a problem at Blip’s end but can you check that up? I’d like to watch this review

  • Tommy Rankin
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    This video isn’t working at all. It’s probably a problem at Blip’s end but can you check that up? I’d like to watch this review

     

     

  • Kon
    Kon
    Old Man
    Comments: 2

    I sincerely regret eating and watching this video at the same time.

  • Spike
    Spike
    I'm on a post!
    Comments: 242

    This movie is bad in such a…. special way. I really don’t get what the makers were going for. Nothing’s creative or interesting about it, there didn’t seem to be any artistic passion behind it. Was it really just a shitty, awful, gore-filled crap-fest that nobody really cared about other than the chance to quickly grab some cash??

    Probably that last part.