When the Angel of Death comes for Leo, Piper hatches a plan to make every guy in the world Leo so she can be needlessly mean to all of them. Along the way we meet a strange demon in a turtleneck and cape, Paige goes on a punishment date, and we imagine Leo’s head on […]
Maggie and Parker are getting married but their perfect Beyonce/Jay-Z wedding is ruined when he goes into an apple mania. Mel turns into an Animorph and touches some magic tree sap. Jordan fights a crippling Gushers addiction. Twitter clapbacks beget Twitter clapbacks. This episode sucked and we hated it.
The show does another hasty rewrite (?), sweat is stolen (?), and we celebrate (?) the return of a beloved (?) first season character. The demon overlord Phoebe plots her vengeance.
Dark Harry makes Macy a romantic dinner while her sisters sing karaoke and get into bar fights; meanwhile Boxer Boy continues his transformation into Galvin 2.0. Phelan and I argue for way too long about whitelighter rules.
Where were you when the almond milk incident occurred? Have you checked Parker’s Insta lately? Who let the Harry out, who-who-who-who-who? Anyone’s dreams could come true on America’s Got Talent.
Macy, Mel, and Abigail take down the demon patriarchy while Harry uncovers a super unsurprising secret about his dark half. Maggie has an office.
Mel and Harry visit Van Gogh world and learn about Etsy pages, Macy meets a mysterious and obvious villain, and Maggie, most importantly, has an important job interview.
Harry and Macy go on a road trip, sneak into a demon club, and wear cool black outfits. Meanwhile, Maggie discovers not only are they fake dead, but their father is real dead. TikTok is involved at some point.
The Charmed Reboot is back and more reboot-y than ever! With evil doubles, magical malls, and a complete destruction of the previous season. The Yelp reviews are in, and things are gonna get messy.
It’s Halloween with the Halliwells! The girls time travel back to the days of bad wigs, protest some stereotypes, and leave Leo and Darryl to their romantic subplot back home.