Ernest goes snowboarding! Corey Haim and Brigitte Nielsen also like paychecks. Kaylyn and I check out possibly the worst comedy we’ve ever seen.
Mel wears gold lamé and dropkicks Charity like a straight white male. Meanwhile, we find out just what’s part of a Charmed One’s balanced breakfast.
Before Baywatch, there was Lifeguard! And it features a very familiar face.
Mel and Maggie switch bodies, Parker considers switching from guitar to ukulele, and Macy forgets to tell Galvin that Jumanji is off.
Macy brings her favorite TV characters to life and I desperately try to think of an appropriate episode title that doesn’t relate to Maggie’s, er…enLIGHTening situation.
Maggie begins her transformation into full Phoebe One, Mel snoozes through the ep, and Macy and Galvin see a Miss Cleo about a dolphin.
It’s yuks aplenty with Superman 3, the most slapsticky sequel yet!
Macy digs for answers to her (dead) past and meets the K-Mart-keeper, Maggie goes to a party and orders some margs, and Harry is sad because he didn’t have a cooler son. But perhaps the biggest twist of all…Lucy is a sleeper agent!
Logan steals Cody’s car and gets into an accident! Meanwhile, sea lions and extreme paintball. Subplots within subplots!
Mitch and Garner serve up some chicken fried justice before getting caught in a hostage situation with Lou Rawls.
