Baywatching

Baywatching is an episode-by-episode analysis of the funniest show on television. If you think a show about lifeguards featuring A&W product placement, regular slews of serial killers, aliens, and PI-spin-offs-turned-X-Files isn’t amazing, you’re sorely mistaken.

Allison Pregler

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Baywatching: Chance of a Lifetime

by Obscurus Lupa | February 16, 2023

Stephanie dies!

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Baywatching Nights: Possessed

by Obscurus Lupa | February 5, 2023

Donna is possessed and acting ensues. Mitch continues to try and convince us that lifeguarding is relevant to this situation.

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Baywatching: Bachelor of the Month

by Obscurus Lupa | January 25, 2023

Stephanie gets married! But who cares about that? Can Mitch take down a Portuguese Man-o-War in time to do his Bachelor of the Month photo shoot?

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Baywatching Nights: The Mobius

by Obscurus Lupa | January 24, 2023

Mitch and Ryan slide into another dimension, fight some mutants, and learn about the horrors of global warming, or something.

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Baywatching: Heal the Bay

by Obscurus Lupa | December 8, 2022

In order to save Mitch from a coma, CJ, Cody, and Caroline must stop evil produce distributors from dumping toxic chemicals in the ocean. Meanwhile, an Inside Sports photo shoot.

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Baywatching Nights: Space Spores

by Obscurus Lupa | November 29, 2022

Some space spores fall on a farm, transforming Baywatch Nights further into The X-Files than ever. Also a bunch of animals explode.

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Baywatching: Search & Rescue

by Obscurus Lupa | November 28, 2022

Ready for a backdoor pilot about lifeguards and firefighters? Also, Mitch hunts a vampire.

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Baywatching Nights: Night Whispers

by Obscurus Lupa | November 18, 2022

After 400 years, a vampire realizes her soulmate is lifeguard/PI Mitch Buchannon.

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Baywatching: Buried

by Obscurus Lupa | July 14, 2022

Will Donna’s recent outing with Playboy affect her ability to rescue Mitch (and some kids) from a rockslide?

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Baywatching Nights: Last Breath

by Obscurus Lupa | July 6, 2022

Some guy is kidnapping lifeguards because his parents said he was bad at math. Also he’s a twin. Somehow, this episode makes even less sense than usual.

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