In the most predictable career trajectory you can imagine, Piper becomes Death.
Prue dies, and Alyssa Milano rejoices. Meanwhile, Cole sleeps on some hay.
Phoebe becomes her high school self, and by that I mean she wears a long wig and acts pretty much the same.
Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.
Phoebe casts a smart spell on herself. She must rescue her sisters from a painting before she becomes stupid again.
Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who’s just minding his own business.
The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing.
Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather.
A creepy man with no game at all haunts Prue’s dreams. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe go on dates. Darryl will never doubt Andy again.
Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work.
