It’s purple power on conquest with Rain sort of being here and Mileena getting a Kitana face transplant via a magic spear.

Siro has a brother who he lost Eva Mendes to but what neither of them know is he’s far more in love with Scorpion than them.

Quan Chi and Shang Tsung form an Unholy Alliance instead of a Deadly one, which is far less effective, even if it does make Kung Lao meet evil incarnate.

Quan Chi sends his three angels, aka barely clothed women, to make Kung Lao and friends turn into real jerks.

In this episode of Conquest Taja meets some abomination that is her non speaking role father and no one has a clue what they’re doing.

The Black Dragon pee on the trading post to mark their territory. Siro says kill em all, Kung Lao says LET’S DO NOTHING!

Siro has become the most prideful Mortal Kombat character, can Noob Saibot teach him his lesson?

Kitana joins the Conquest and we learn she is originally from… a flower?

Taja and Siro start aging because Shang Tsung had a really stupid plan that didn’t work and the only cure is fan service!

In the review of the 2nd Conquest episode we learn that while they might have messed Scorpion’s backstory up, they got Sub-Zero SPOT ON!